An old friend and the best editor I ever had has surfaced on the Internet. Please take a look at http://www.larrymccoyonline.com/ and in particular his "New Essay." I'll only quote from the most important part: an Editors' Code of Conduct. Here it is and if you've ever worked in a newsroom, you should appreciate every entry:I ( insert name ) do hereby pledge that I will never slap, stab,
slug, shoot, strangle, or suffocate a writer/reporter nor will I scream
"you stupid son-of-a-bitch" or "you're the biggest asshole I've ever
met and you obviously come from a long line of assholes" when
the aforementioned person turns over copy, either near or far
from deadline, in which:
---The lead sentence begins with the word "meanwhile."
---The lead sentence is 87 words long, has nine commas, four
parenthetical thoughts and ends with a question mark.
---Montana is described as a state in the Midwest.
---The writer/reporter, when questioned about a key element in
the story, says, "How would I know? I don't understand it myself."
---A person named Miles Brewster IV is quoted as an eyewitness
to a big apartment fire in Connecticut when three weeks earlier a
Miles Brewster IV was said to be the only person who saw a mother
of three drive her car with the kids inside into a lake in Utah.
---The name of the town from which the reporter is allegedly
reporting is consistently misspelled.
---The lead paragraph says so-and-so was badly hurt in an accident,
and the fact that this person is now the late so-and-so is buried in the
11th paragraph.
---The expression "as everyone now knows" or "as is obvious to
anyone" is used.
---The writer/reporter refuses to include any meaningful back-
ground information, claiming "we've already reported that."
---Glenn Beck is presented as speaking for "Middle America,"
wherever that is.
---The copy looks exactly like what was on the AP wire minutes
ago, including the same five typos.
---An analysis piece ends with the wishy-washy "only time will tell."
---The writer/reporter misuses (after having the difference
explained to him 2,367 times) the words "infer" and "imply."
---The writer/reporter, when asked about a quote that doesn't
make sense, says, "Well, I think that's what she said. I didn't write
that part down."
---Any politician who isn't from the East Coast or the West Coast
is said to be "a leading representative of the Bible Belt."
---The winners of the World Series are called the "World
Champions."
And don't miss Larry's Memoir. It's titled "A Life Spent in What Is Now A Frivolous Profession."